i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Randomize
