thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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