He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
smell my finger.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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