You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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