is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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