D3 body, D1 cock
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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