: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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