when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
okay pat passed out under dana's car
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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