You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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