weddingsv make me drug and hornr
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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