you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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