She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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