How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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