East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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