I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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