Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
