she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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