check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm at about main and main street
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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