come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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