I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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