I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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