Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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