Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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