Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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