Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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