i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
