when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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