he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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