it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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