dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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