two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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