So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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