like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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