I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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