Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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