I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Vodka?
Forever.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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