Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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