i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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