dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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