they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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