So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
