just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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