what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
