please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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