Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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