who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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