I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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