I must be too annoying 4 u.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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