You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My friends, they love my intelligence
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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