I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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