three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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