i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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