have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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