I need help removing her.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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