why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
