marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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