'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
