check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Randomize
